Thursday, December 22, 2005
Much alloy about nothing
What I should really be doing now is putting away the food I've just purchased from the lovely Emma (blonde...) in Sainsbury's.
But what I'm actually going to do is put some words down into some lines and what you, dear reader, have to do is rearrange them into a nice story. It's a bit like a special Christmassy edition of The Bible Code (but without the conspiracy theories).
Here's your first line:
1. Bloody woman in a car decided to move into the lane I was in at time the.
OK? Got the idea. Right, here's the second one:
2. Luckily I noticed this in good time and applied brakes the.
Tricky, huh? OK, well keep trying. You may get good at it.
3. I have no idea how she didn't hit car my.
4. We checked the offside bodywork, no damage at all. This was easily seen as my car is currently covered in road filth.
Ah, I appear to have forgotten to rearrange some words. Tell you what, you rearrange them, and then try and work out the sentence.
5. No need to exchange details. It's too early in the morning and there's no damage.
6. Get to work. Check alloy wheels on near-side of car. They buggered are.
Nuts, huh? Still, to cap things off, some bint in a Corsa tried EXACTLY the same thing this evening. Just now.
Women! Know Your Limits! STAY OFF THE ROADS.
But what I'm actually going to do is put some words down into some lines and what you, dear reader, have to do is rearrange them into a nice story. It's a bit like a special Christmassy edition of The Bible Code (but without the conspiracy theories).
Here's your first line:
1. Bloody woman in a car decided to move into the lane I was in at time the.
OK? Got the idea. Right, here's the second one:
2. Luckily I noticed this in good time and applied brakes the.
Tricky, huh? OK, well keep trying. You may get good at it.
3. I have no idea how she didn't hit car my.
4. We checked the offside bodywork, no damage at all. This was easily seen as my car is currently covered in road filth.
Ah, I appear to have forgotten to rearrange some words. Tell you what, you rearrange them, and then try and work out the sentence.
5. No need to exchange details. It's too early in the morning and there's no damage.
6. Get to work. Check alloy wheels on near-side of car. They buggered are.
Nuts, huh? Still, to cap things off, some bint in a Corsa tried EXACTLY the same thing this evening. Just now.
Women! Know Your Limits! STAY OFF THE ROADS.
