Friday, December 09, 2005

So this is Christmas (plastic tat is all over)



What better way to celebrate the birth of the little baby Jesus than by inflating a 7ft Santa Claus outside your bedroom window? Such class.

I assume it comes with an air pump that, ahem, "keeps it up" 24 hours a day.

Merry Christmas, everybody! Especially the really tired looking people who live nextdoor.

Comments:
"Bah humbugs?"

Oh, yes, I see what you've done there.

Mightily clever.

(Actually they sold me PRECISELY 113.398093 grams. I'll beat Europe at it's own game. Now excuse me whilst I pop to the pub for a 568.261485ml-or-two of beer).
 
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