Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Not Quite Back Yet


Hah, you daft sod, you appear to be reading this blog when you know full-bloody-well it's not been updated in a goodly amount of time.

Well, rest assured, dear reader, that I'll be back to fill your life with abject misery and hatred just as soon as the irony batteries have charged and my new cynicism circuit has arrived from eBay.

In the meantime, here's a picture of a whole queue of people I fucked off on Sunday whilst in Cambridge. They were looking to buy some tickets for the Cambridge Folk Festival and had got there horrendously early. Having checked the length of the line (about 3/4 mile) I decided to, er, phone the ruddy box office and book them over the phone and fuck me if on the third attempt at dialling the number, I got through to the nice man.


[Pic: "Puny humans in a queue! Kneel before me! (Especially you with the pony tail)."]
[Further: The Red Dwarf fans out there will notice the hologramatic lamp-post.]

Once he'd liberated 750 quid from my wallet, I went and sat for a while in Starbucks and enjoyed a decaf, skinny Caramel Macc. Which isn't as bad as it sounds.

Obviously the purists will be running to the Comments button to tell me that real coffee should be caffeinated.

To which I reply simply that real fucking coffee doesn't have fucking milk or fucking caramel sauce in it you fuckwits. God, you people make me sick.

// posted by Alf @ 18:32
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